Forget about game, I'm 'a spit tha troof.

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Meteorologists love worst-case scenarios. So does Greenpeace apparently

In somewhat of a bizarre twist of movie-making fate, scientists, environmentalists and even politicians are embracing the megabucks disaster orgy The Day After Tomorrow, created by the producers of Independence Day, and sure to make Jake Gyllenhaal into a megabucks Movie Star.

(Not to wander too far off-topic, but since old friends and random girls claim that much like David Schwimmer, Ben Stiller and Chris Kattan, Jake Gyllenhaal and I bear a similar resemblance. Therefore, I have an extra special vested interest in his films. I do not want my likenesses making crappy movies.)

Anyway, it seems that even Al Gore AKA Every-Democrats-Worst-Nightmare likes the idea of America learning that disasters of armageddon-like proportions could befall future generations if we keep spraying WD-40 and Pam everywhere.

"Millions of people will be coming out of theaters on Memorial Day weekend, asking the question, 'Could this really happen?' I think we need to answer that question," Gore said in a statement.

Check out the story here.

Meanwhile, Republicans everywhere continue to quietly hope that the next time these three guys are in the same place, a giant tidal wave of Day After Tomorrow proportions will hit unexpectedly...


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